Skeleton Man (2004)

I caught this on the Sci-Fi Channel (usually a bad enough sign) and, while I could spend greater effort describing exactly how bad it is, I figure: Why bother, given how little creative effort the producers put into making the movie itself? So (trust me) this description will suffice: stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Two stars.