Grilled (2006)

Not a lick of humor and it just gets worse. Romano's and James's expressions on the DVD cover art show exactly how anyone who watches this movie will feel. The production values are adequate but the story and the roles of these two schlubs just flop around like dead fish. The hot Sofia Vergara promises to make things interesting but fizzles. Any B movie is four grades better than this loser -- making it an F movie, which also fits in with the script's limited vocabulary. The plot gets marginally more interesting in the final 15 minutes but Grilled is a far league from Tin Men or The Big Trouble. 2 stars.