Throg (2004)

Oh, man, this reeks. I mean, really, truly, honest to God reeks. I never give up early but with this one I made an exception. The first 13 minutes (that's as much as I could stand) is full of bad lighting, acting, and editing -- and only two marginally funny lines: "I used to be somebody! Armies used to soil themselves on hearing my name!" and "Take this [with you, son]. It's the rock we found you under." I would have found the opening credits funny in grade school. Imagine watching Mel Brooks' A History of the World meets Strangeheart -- then make it even tackier than Strangeheart. Nay, dear varlets! Flee! Flee! 1 star.